These are two Conversations that took place today between 2 developers and business.
I will remove the names.
We have three Characters in this Story, FirstDeveloper, SecondDeveloper, BusinessAnalyst.

The first Conversation between FirstDeveloper and BusinessAnalyst.

FirstDeveloper : shooof deiaaat 3enaaab

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FirstDeveloper : smb://10.0.0.7/pub-external/Fun/Video/___.3gp

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BusinessAnalyst: Thanks

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FirstDeveloper : u r w

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BusinessAnalyst: Does not open with Kafine

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FirstDeveloper : too much Kafine will kill u

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BusinessAnalyst: Rooh nam wala etghata wala shoflak 7al fe nafsak

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FirstDeveloper : try totem movie player

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BusinessAnalyst: Can not install totem

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FirstDeveloper : mmmmm, u can watch it on my macchine

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BusinessAnalyst: How

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FirstDeveloper : mmmmm,

function watchItOnMyMachine(Employee emp) {

xlock; // lock your screen

emp.moveFromTo(BusinessRoom, DevelopersRoom);

locate("FirstDeveloper");

}

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BusinessAnalyst: Ok, end of discussion, Bye

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FirstDeveloper : Byeeeee

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I guess the BusinessAnalyst was shocked from the answer; what we can say it's developer reply.

see Developers VS Business (2) for the amazing conversation between FirstDeveloper, and SecondDeveloper.