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What have you learned?

مـــاذا تـعـلّـمـــت ؟

تعلمت انه لايهم اين انت الان
ولكن المهم الى اين تتجه �ى هذه اللحظة
تعلمت انه خير للانسان ان يكون كالسلح�اة �ي الطريق الصحيح ... على ان يكون غزالا �ى الطريق الخطأ
تعلمت ان م�تاح ال�شل هو محاولة ارضاء كل شخص تعر�ه
تعلمت انه خير للانسان ان يندم على ما�عل ... من ان يتحسر على ما لم ي�عل
تعلمت ان العمل الجيد ا�ضل بكثير من الكلام الجيد

The three types of Zamalkawia

النوع الاول : وراثة
النوع الثاني : خال� تعر�
النوع الثالث : بالصد�ة

>>التشخيص :
>>النوع الاول :وراثة
>>وهم الزمالكوية الذين ولدوا �ي بيئة زمالكوية أو وسط زمالكاوي ..
>>يعني ناس اتولدوا على ال�طرة زي كل البشر أهلاوية ...
>>ولكن لأن الوالد زملكاوي �تزملك هذا الط�ل البرئ وتحول إلى زمالكاوي
>>إذا �إن هذا النوع من الزملكوية كانوا أط�الا أبرياء

The Prophet Mohamed

قبل و�اة الرسول كانت حجة الوداع، وبعدها نزل قول الله عز وجل

Jobs Descriptions

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Developers VS Business (1)

These are two Conversations that took place today between 2 developers and business.
I will remove the names.
We have three Characters in this Story, FirstDeveloper, SecondDeveloper, BusinessAnalyst.

The first Conversation between FirstDeveloper and BusinessAnalyst.

FirstDeveloper : shooof deiaaat 3enaaab


FirstDeveloper : smb://

Developers VS Business (2)

Please read Developers VS Business (1) post first

this conversation took place between FirstDeveloper, and SecondDeveloper


FirstDeveloper : SecondDeveloper I replied to the BusinessAnalyst on his "How" question with this

function watchItOnMyMachine(Employee emp) {

xlock; // lock your screen

emp.moveFromTo(BusinessRoom, DevelopersRoom);

NetBeans .... a funny IDE

Today, after I failed to solve some bugs, I decided to comment these lines. Yes commenting them will relax me when I see the building result with no errors. I did it,then rebuild and find the surprise the same errors comes again and the commented code is uncommented :D

The IDE may contian a ghost the saw that commenting these line is a big error.


Golden Information About Blood Categories

معلومات من ذهب عن �صائل الدم
م�يدة جدااااا...اتمنى قرائتها للنهاية..ونسأل الله السلامة

هل تعلم؟

Java Developers Conference 2007 - [NetBeans Session (ONE HAND NEtBeans DEMO) ]

In The Last Saturday [20 of January 2007] the first Java Developers Conference (JDC) was held in Egypt.
On thing worth to mention it was the first time for me to attend Session, Seminar, Or Conferencec at -4 Floor, yes the conference was held in Cairo at Saraya Hall in Intercontinental City Stars Cairo - which at -4 floor.
it was one of the the best days in the life of any Java Geek, as there was a good Collections of Java Sessions, I will speak in this post about NetBeans Session as it was the most Exciting Session at least for me, But I'm sure that others will share the same opinion with me at least the guys who got NETBEANS 5.5 T-Shirts ;).

Playing Football Next Monday

Hello Guys, we will play Football next MONDAY (22/01/2007) From 9:00 To 11:00 and this are the possible ways you can take to arrive to the place we will play in,

  1. For People commming using Metro:
    Elmatarya station -> AlfMaskan microbus -> Emad Coffee -> ask about mal3ab Eltala2e3
    ok ?
  2. For People commming from Gesr El-Swes:
    yenzel 3and bta3 el bon ( Alf-Maskan ) -> matarya-na3am microbus
    ask the driver about mal3ab el tala2e3
  3. For People who will come by Car:
    From gesr el swes -> 7'osh 3nd 2esm 3een shams then take right st -> first left -> dos banzeen shoaya -> 3 min and ask about mal3ab el tala2e3 ( it's in the st. u walk in now which is mat7af el matarya st. )

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